mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
You remember too much,
my mother said to me recently.
Why hold onto all that? And I said,
Where can I put it down?
I feel sorry for dwayne you're such a horrible person no wonder you have no friends
Do you even know him? Haha, get a grip.